Before viewing this website, you must acknowledge that it contains no financial advice whatsoever. Not even a little. Not even if you squint.
1.1 This document exists to inform you, in the most elaborate way possible, that nothing here is financial advice.1 The token $NFA has no utility, no roadmap, and no earnings call. Its sole product is honesty.
1.2 Whereas other tokens promise the moon, $NFA promises only this sentence, and hereby delivers it in full. Obligations satisfied.2
1.3 Any resemblance between $NFA and an investment is purely coincidental and, frankly, your imagination.3
The party of the first part (you) shall locate the token at the address below once it is re-filed. Notice of relaunch: $NFA is relaunching on pons.family (Robinhood Chain). The prior filing is withdrawn.
| Item | Value | Judicial Commentary |
|---|---|---|
| Total Supply | 1,000,000,000 | one billion. to be re-counted under oath at launch. |
| Venue | PONS.FAMILY · ROBINHOOD CHAIN | chain id 4663, entered into evidence |
| Buy / Sell Tax | 2% / 2% | a modest toll on every trade |
| Liquidity | VIA PONS.FAMILY | bonding curve, graduating per pons.family custom |
| Utility | NULL | objection sustained |
| Intrinsic Value | $0.00 | stipulated by all parties |
2.1 Counsel has advised that we cannot legally make forward-looking statements. Accordingly, our entire roadmap has been redacted for your protection:
Q3 2026 — we do a meme · Q4 2026 — another meme, but bigger · Q1 2027 — we still cannot say the m-word · Q2 2027 — 🌕 (allegedly)
* hover over the redactions at your own risk. reading them is, of course, not financial advice.
Q: Should I buy $NFA?
A: We are legally required to stare at you in silence.
Q: Wen moon?
A: Counsel objects to the word "wen" on grammatical grounds. Objection overruled. Answer redacted: soon™ (this is a joke, not a schedule)
Q: Is the dev team doxxed?
A: The dev team is a golden retriever wearing reading glasses. He is very serious about compliance.
5.1 Parties wishing to associate themselves with this memorandum may enter their wallet address into the official register below. Signing is free, meaningless, and legally binding on absolutely no one — the purest form of agreement known to law.
1. Including this footnote. Especially this footnote.
2. Our legal team (a dog) has reviewed this claim and responded "borf," which we have entered into the record as concurrence.
3. If you are reading footnotes on a memecoin website, we admire your rigor and formally suggest you touch grass. The grass is also not financial advice.
4. "Everything you put in" is defined in Appendix J, which does not exist, consistent with the value proposition.
5. There is no footnote five. There isn't even a fifth reference to it in the text. This footnote is unsolicited — like all good advice, which this is not.